*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*
you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
Most disturbing things children have said about their imaginary friends
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
tragically beautifulTRAGICALLY BEAUTIFUL!?!? THE CAT’S DOING ITS VERSION OF “IS IT FUCKING DEAD YET”!
I do this to check if my friends are sleeping too
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIENDS?!
Sometimes I forget how long it’s been since Lord of the Rings.
Then The Hobbit premieres happen and I just…
Taco Bell gets deep
Whoever runs their social networking sites is a marketing genius.
This speaks to me on a weird level that makes me want to sob a little.